the walk of shame back from the toilets in a restaurant is the worst bit. you know you pooped. and no pee could have taken that long, so everyone else has a good idea that you probably pooped. people know. they know about the poop you just did.
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him